Extra English 19 серия с субтитрами
BRIDGET I hate violence too – but I love Ricky Chung.
NICK Ha-ha, Hector, I tell you, this is a very old English tradition.
NICK Really. Now, put your blindfold on. No looking, OK?
ANNIE What is Nick doing?
Sound of drink cans being moved on kitchen work surface
BRIDGET You know, being a genius!
NICK Right. Right, now you can choose one.
HECTOR Aaah!! [Sound of can being opened]
Sound of laughter
ANNIE Nick, what are you doing? Our floor!
NICK Well we must teach Hector how to be English.
BRIDGET Not an English idiot.
HECTOR OK Nick, now is your turn.
Sound of cans being shaken
HECTOR … And this is an old English tradition … !
Sound of laughter
NICK … You need a shower!
HECTOR I think I already have had one!
Sound of laughter/telephone rings
NICK That’ll be for me!
ANNIE How do you know? Hello. Oh, Yes, it is for you, Nick.
NICK Naturally. Hello. Oh hi. Yeah. Yeah!! Really, great! I’ll prepare for it! Bye.
ANNIE Nick, why do you always use our number. You’re so, so …
BRIDGET … Idiotic, stupid, vain, choose one.
NICK I have just got an audition for the new nwa!! — Ricky Chung film!
BRIDGET As I was saying, you’re so clever, wonderful, brilliant. Ricky Chung.
NICK Ye-ah, Wicky-Chung. Wooh!
BRIDGET I always knew you’d make it to the top!
BRIDGET Ricky Chung. Nick’s going to be in a film – with Ricky Chung!
ANNIE Wait a minute. He only has an audition.
BRIDGET Oh, I’m sure he’ll get it, then I can interview Ricky Chung …
Sound of Kung Fu style noises
BRIDGET Ah, maybe Ricky’ll fancy me.
ANNIE You?! In your dreams!
BRIDGET Ricky and Bridget. Houses in London, Hong Kong …
ANNIE … Yeah, you’ll have a house in London and he’ll have a house in Hong Kong!
BRIDGET I should get an oriental style, new clothes, come shopping with me?
BRIDGET You can’t come shopping?
ANNIE I have a group meeting. Animal lovers against violence.
BRIDGET And is Hector going with you?
ANNIE Ah, Hector.
BRIDGET What about Hector?
ANNIE Well, I’ve been thinking about our relationship.
HECTOR But Hector’s a good man! He ironed your trousers! ANNIE Yes. Yes he did.
Sound of telephone ringing
EUNICE MOUNTAIN Oh, hello Bridget. How are you?
BRIDGET Eunice! Erm, very well, thanks.
EUNICE MOUNTAIN Oh good. Erm, Channel Nine has to lose people.
BRIDGET I know. I heard.
EUNICE MOUNTAIN And, guess who is the first person to go?!
EUNICE MOUNTAIN Yo-u! You’re fired. Ciao!
BRIDGET Oh wait, oh bu…, but-but-but I’m getting an interview with Ricky Chung!
EUNICE MOUNTAIN Oh. Ricky Chung, hmm. Mm, if you get the interview, you keep your job. No pressure.
Sound of door being opened
HECTOR Hi Annie. I’ve just been watching Charlotte’s Kitchen on television.
ANNIE Oh, not again!
HECTOR Look, I’ve made you a cake.
HECTOR Aha. Here, try a piece.
ANNIE Oh, OK. [Sound of crunching] What’s this?
HECTOR Well Charlotte said you have to put some flour in the cake.
ANNIE [Sighs] No Hector. Some flour. Some flow-ers!
HECTOR Well still, hmm, tastes good, doesn’t it, uh?
NICK Hey, Hector, I have got an audition for the new Ricky Chung film!
HECTOR One question.
NICK Ay? HECTOR Who is Ricky Chung?
NICK You know – Ricky … [makes Kung Fu style noise]
HECTOR Oh, Ricky Chung.
HECTOR I know him!
HECTOR He was in the Chinese restaurant …
NICK No, no, no! Look – I will show you Ricky – nwa! … Chung!
Assorted noises from Kung Fu film on TV
NICK So, will you help me to prepare?
HECTOR I would love to!
NICK [Composing email] You won’t believe this, I have got an audition for the new Ricky Chung film!
NICK Nwa! — Ricky Chung film.
NICK [Composing email] Look out Hollywood: Nick’s your new man!
ANNIE [Composing email] Hector did a stupid thing today. He baked a cake with a flower inside it!
ANNIE What’s this?
BRIDGET [Composing email] Yes! I’m going to interview Ricky Chung! The Ricky Chung.
BRIDGET Then I can interview Ricky Chung.
BRIDGET [Composing email] Ah, we are made for each other. I love everything oriental and he will love everything about me!
BRIDGET Ricky and Bridget!
RICHARD I hate violence, violence makes me sick.
ANNIE Wonderful! I totally agree, Richard.
RICHARD But I love animals.
ANNIE I love animals too! You must come and meet my dog, Charley.
RICHARD We have so much in common.
ANNIE I know! [Sound of laughter]
Sound of door opening and closing
ANNIE Hector, come and sit down. I think we should talk.
HECTOR OK. What do you want to talk about?
ANNIE I think we should see other people.
HECTOR See other people?
HECTOR But I see other people. I see Bridget, I see Nick, I see the postman.
ANNIE No, I mean we should ‘see’ other people.
Sound of door opening and closing
BRIDGET Hey guys, help me prepare my interview with Ricky Chung!
ANNIE Bridget, it’s not a good time.
HECTOR No, no, it is a very good time. Sit down, Bridget.
BRIDGET So, you are Ricky Chung.
HECTOR I am Ricky Chung.
HECTOR And who are you?
BRIDGET [Laughing]] I’m me, silly!
BRIDGET & HECTOR [Laughing]
BRIDGET So, Ricky.
BRIDGET What kind of – women do you like?
ANNIE Well, I like beautiful women – like you.
BRIDGET Cor-rect answer! And tell me, Ricky, do you – have a girlfriend now?
HECTOR Well, erm …
BRIDGET Oh, Ricky.
NICK Hector, hold this. Aaah-yeow-aw!! Hah! Right! Now I want you to attack me.
HECTOR Attack you?
NICK It must be a surprise.
NICK So I must always be ready.
NICK & HECTOR Aah!
NICK Good, very good! Aha! I am feeling good! Ah, yes! I’m feeling fit!! Ay …yeaw!!
ANNIE Nick, are you being violent?
NICK Erm, no, hah! Oh thanks, must go. It’s my audition.
Sound of door slamming
Further sound of door slamming
Assorted Kung Fu style noises
CASTING DIRECTOR OK Nick. OK Nick, let’s see what you can do.
CASTING DIRECTOR Excellent, excellent!
CASTING DIRECTOR You’ve got the part.
NICK I have? Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
CASTING DIRECTOR Next.
‘RICKY CHUNG’ Hey baby.
NICK You are looking at the new Ricky Chung! BRIDGET Oh-ho-ho- oh … Nick, that’s wonderful! Oh, Ricky, Ricky Chung!
Sound of drum roll/shouting/thumping noises
NICK What are you doing? Are you crazy?
HECTOR But you told me to attack you.
NICK But not now – not now! Ah!!
Sound of drum roll
BRIDGET So, when can I?
BRIDGET Meet him!
BRIDGET Ricky Chung!
ANNIE [Composing email] Nadia, I have great news! I met a new man – Richard. He is so sweet. He hates violence and loves animals!
RICHARD But I love animals.
ANNIE I love animals too!
ANNIE [Composing email] Hector£ Oh, well, Hector is … Hector!
ANNIE Ah Hector.
NICK [Composing email] I can’t meet you today, Dan, I have to practise. You have to be very professional to work with Ricky Chung.
NICK I am feeling good … …
NICK [Composing email] Hector’s helping me to prepare.
NICK [Composing email] Not now, Hector!
NICK Mm, Ricky Chung. Hi, I’m Nick.
CASTING DIRECTOR Oh Nick, Ricky never talks at work.
NICK Oh, ah, very professional. Hah, so what do you want me to do? Hah!
CASTING DIRECTOR You stand still.
Assorted thumping noises/groaning
CASTING DIRECTOR Excellent.
NICK What is this?!
CASTING DIRECTOR This is your role.
NICK Bu-bu-but, we are partners!
CASTING DIRECTOR Partners?
NICK Yes, we, we fight the criminals together.
CASTING DIRECTOR No, no, no, you play the stupid friend!
NICK The stupid friend?!
CASTING DIRECTOR Exactly.
CASTING DIRECTOR Right, let’s try it again. Ricky, action.
Assorted atmospheric noises
BRIDGET So how was your first day with Ricky?
NICK Great! We get on very well.
BRIDGET There must be so much to learn.
NICK Oh yeah! I taught Ricky a lot today.
Sound of drum roll/atmospheric noises/thumping/shouting
CASTING DIRECTOR OK, Nick, bend over.
CASTING DIRECTOR I said, bend over.
NICK I thought so. Ah-ah. Hmm. Ow!! Ah-ah!
Sound of ambulance siren
NICK Hello nurse! Could I have a bath please?
Sound of curtain being drawn back
NICK Oh, ha, hi Bridget. Ow!
BRIDGET So, when can I meet Ricky?
BRIDGET No Ricky? No interview. No interview – no job! Ow!!
ANNIE Oh, poor Nick!
RICHARD [Ricky] Nick, how are you feeling?
ANNIE Well what are you doing here? This is Richard. I met him at my protest group.
BRIDGET Ah! Ricky Chung!! Oh please, please can I have an interview?!
ANNIE Bridget, this isn’t Ricky Chung, this is Richard.
NICK No, no, no, this is Ricky Chung.
RICHARD … Ricky Chung is my film name.
ANNIE But, I thought you hated violence. You lied to me, Ricky!
Sound of drum roll/Kung Fu style noises
HECTOR I brought you some cake.
NICK Thanks, Hector.
ANNIE Oh Hector, will you forgive me?
HECTOR Of course. BRIDGET How fascinating. Anti-violence, and a Kung Fu star! Oh, it’ll make a great interview! Eunice will love it! And so will I!!